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Kalendar Islam

Mar 3, 2010

What You Get When You Cross The Border - Cross The Border???

Where to Cross The Border?


If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported


If You Are An Indonesian AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:

- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

Oh Malaysia, what a great country!!

3 comments:

jebat_berani said...

KANDAKU PANGLIMA 7...

"KERA DI HUTAN DISUSUKAN....ANAK DI RUMAH MATI KELAPARAN"....

Panglima7 said...

Jika diamati...begitulah yang berlaku kepada warga Indonesia di sini. Sebab tuu mereka berterusan datang ke Malaysia walaupun berkali dihantar pulang. Hantar pulang pun free. Kerajaan Malaysia sanggup tampung kos...tapi nak tampung subsidi minyak dan tol nak kena buat demonstrasi...heeeeee

BudaK buKit Cari SimPang said...

mmmm sakit mate tgk diorang... sakit sebagai rakyat malaysia ni...
same la macam org myanmar, kemboja tu...
takde duit bakar rumah, claim insurance...
Samade kita tak cerdik macam diorang atau kita sangat baik hati n pemurah lebih dari saidatina Khadijah R.A.

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